I Really Don’t Get It…

Trendy teenagers are getting more and more out of control, specifically scene kids.  It’s like, I get it, you want to be unique.  But being scene isn’t even trendy any more, you’re just conforming by not conforming.  People have changed sexual preference into a trend, no doubtingly, thanks to this mindless trend.  I notice how scene kids think they’re being controversial by being gay, but hello, being gay is more acceptable than being straight now.  What I really fucking hate about scene kids is how they refuse to admit they’re scene.  You’ll say, “Well, if you’re not scene, then what exactly are you?”  and you’ll get the expected response,  “Don’t label me with your stupid stereotypes, I am ME!”.  No, because three months ago you were sporting a Hollister Tee and blond highlights.  And another thing, being called “scene” or “emo”, even “preppy” isn’t a stereotype.  A stereotype is like saying all Jews have big noses, or all black people steal, not saying you apply to a certain trend.  Which is really all it is.  Every one falls into a trend.  It’s a matter of personal taste, although I’m completely unsure of what category I fall under, I’m happier than shit it’s not scene.  The scene trend is an ever-changing trend.  You know, that shitty rip-off of emo, which I think is an even tolerable trend rather than the latter, that pisses off the prehistoric emo’s  because they’ve turned it into a colorful, let’s have really shitty hair and listen to MCR kind of thing.

Really, all I have to do to put an end to this trend is stand out in front of every local “Hot Topic” store and play the waiting game, then when a group of trendy fucks strolls by toss a Poke-ball belt buckle in the middle of their group and let them fight to the death for it.

Scene kids think they’re much more tolerable of the human society, they’re all, “Well I’m bisexual so that means my knowledge of the human nature is by far among yours because I don’t use gender to get my kicks, I tolerate EVERY ONE!”

Yeah, okay.  How long have you been bisexual?  Since the day you looked on MySpace and saw that all the Suicide Girls liked to toss salad?

I hate how scene kids think that because they’re scene they’re automatically MySpace royalty.  Just because you have 500+ friends and a really cool color changing layout doesn’t mean I’m impressed with you beyond belief.  It just makes me want to decapitate myself with a dull stone.

What we should all do is capture the scene kids from their native land (Hot Topic), store them all on a ship and take them to the deep south, and re-establish slavery.  If scene kids have enough patience to spend hours on their hair and make-up they’re probably be really good slaves.

I’m Probably Related To You…

So, I woke up early this morning and decided to check out old archives at livescience.com; I found some thing very interesting, so interesting I decided it was blog worthy.  According to new research, every one with blue eyes has one common ancestor.  Weird, right?  Apparently the scientists dug around for the genetic mutation that makes blue eyes and decided that it developed thousands of years ago.  Jesus doesn’t have blue eyes after all.

Any way, so what they’re saying is that originally, every human had brown eyes and all of a sudden this asshole mutation comes around and mixes shit up.  I have blue eyes, I would rather have brown but, what are you gonna do?  So if you have blue eyes, you’re genetically linked to me through one single ancestor who’s genes were fucked up.  Also, according to one line in said article (with no information following), that blue eyed individuals have more kids than brown eyed folks.  Interesting.

It doesn’t mention, however, any other eye color.  I don’t know why, but I’m assuming that they’re all mutations as well.  I can accept the fact that this particular eye color is a “mutation”, but what I’m wondering is why this certain genetic mutation doesn’t apply to your skin color or even hair color.  All three factors involve melanin.   So why wouldn’t it affect any of those?  We’ve all heard of albinism, which is obviously a genetic mutation but I mean, that doesn’t go to say all albino’s are related to each other.

This article has just utterly confused me.  If you’re interested, you can find the news here…   http://www.livescience.com/health/080131-blue-eyes.html

Way Too Much…

Yesterday I decided to head over to Mardi Gras and hang out with some friends.  I got over there really early, we’re talking around nine in the morning, I’m usually still asleep at that point.  So we walk around for a bit, all my friends being incredibly drunk from the night before still have enough alcohol to intoxicate three.  We head over to the beach and start consuming the “Miller High Life” beer, also known as disgusting.  Basically this all ends in me being extremely drunk, sun burnt, and obnoxious.  I see a group of teenagers hanging out and decide to go over and attempt to “humiliate” them because I’m drunk and obnoxious, remember?  I begin name calling and other things of that sort and then shit starts to hit the fan.  I make one guy really mad and all ends in disaster, me being outnumbered and offensive, I start to get threatened and I quickly slur an apology and get the fuck out of there.  Then I begin to bawl and complain how every one hates me.  Mind you, this just might be the drunkest I’ve ever been.  I continue crying and trying to make myself vomit, hoping to get rid of all the alcohol tubing its way through my body.  So the two people left with me calm me down and we decide it’s time to find some where else to go that isn’t consumed by police and pissed off teenagers.  My one friend gets a call from a neighbor asking to babysit, we agree and hitch a ride in the back of their truck back to their house.  I slowly become sober enough to feel major regret and tell my friends how sorry I am for being such a douche bag.  We end up hanging out over there until ten o’clock and I feel it’s time to call my mother to pick me up and head home.  I say my goodbyes and wait out side.  Once I get home I take a bath and eat lots of bread, I’m so pissed at myself I feel that any ounce of alcohol in my body needs to be absorbed and out os my system.  I lay in bed around twelve and find it too hard to sleep over the embarassment I had faced earlier that day.  I start to read but also find that hard since all I can think about is how I should have kept my mouth shut.  The argument wasn’t even half of my drunken brigade, I was trying to get my best friend, Brett to have sex with me in front of my other friend, and out doors.  I was truely a heaping mess.  Now that I’ve realized how annoying I am when I’m intoxicated, I don’t think I’ll be drinking again any time soon.  I think I’m going to start an apology letter now; give it to every one I fucked with… Oh lord.

No Way, A Blog!

Because this summer I’ve become a hermit and also because of my love for talking about myself, I’ve decided to join to online blog world. All I do now is work, eat, sleep, and log onto the internet, so why not?
Okay, so first of all I’ll start with basic things, I know this kind of thing is obnoxious and overrated but I guess it’s the only way I know of on how to start off…
My name is Moe Follicle.
I am sixteen years of age and live in a lovely little town in Mentor, OH. I currently work at a grocery store and I am indeed, car-less.
I have One rat, named William Ratner, and two mice, Laverne and Shirley. I attend high school and plan on going to college, mainly for the subject of film. I enjoy a variety of things that don’t involve leaving my house, remember, I’m a hermit. I like to read, watch old films, and write, which I guess is why I’ve decided to be a douche bag blogger. I like any thing satirical and dark comedy, mainly because I’m a sarcastic asshole. When I do decide not to be anti-social and leave my house, I enjoy going to the beach and concerts with familiar people. I have a few favorite bands, well actually, I have a lot of favorite bands; here are just a few… Modest Mouse, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Dead Milkmen, My Bloody Valentine, Galaxie 500, shit like that. And I also Like to watch TV like, South Park, The Office, and Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! Occasionally I’ll check out the stand up on comedy central.
I’m currently reading the book Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk, of which I’m a huge fan of. I highly recommend reading his books (Haunted, Choke, Survivor, Invisible Monsters etc.).
Recently I’ve become addicted to the internet game, “Snood”. I can play it for house, I was late for work because of above…
Download the free trial of it and you’ll never have one of those boring moments again!
Another fun fact, I’m a Jew, well half Jew. My mother if Jewish my father is not, so we don’t actually celebrate Hanukkah (which I’m kind of grateful for). I don’t really follow the Jewish religion, or any really. I think if any thing I’m agnostic, or maybe atheist. I still consider myself Jewish for some odd reason.
Uh, what else?
Okay, I really love mango and peach Fuze. It’s a really good drink that’s supposed to be derived from a smoothie, or some shit. I don’t know, but it’s good.
I like to buy stuff I don’t need, which is probably why I don’t have a car. For example, I like to buy garden gnomes in bulk. I think they make great center pieces… kidding. But I like collecting gnomes.

I also like sleep; and since I’m giving up on trying to figure this shit out for tonight, I think I’m going to catch said Z’s.  I always thought I was good with computer shit, but I can’t figure most of this out.